Sagittarius Horoscope

Jun 27, 2023… Some say that good health is the slowest way to die, and I think that’s pretty great. Fast deaths usually lead to angry, confused ghosts. Moral of the story? Die slowly! Why the heck am I talking about this? Well, Sag, this Tuesday’s vibes will be all about health and wellness. Practicing self-kindness and seeking out help when you’re feeling down are just two ways you can work towards being healthier and dying slowly. You could also try cuddling a bunch of puppies, engaging in a tickle war, taking a bath in chocolate pudding, or making out with a hot stranger (wait, what? That’s not very socially distant of you!). Have some ideas? Great, now go out there and win the record for the slowest dying person ever! Woo!

Today’s Good Vibe: When opportunity doesn’t seem to be coming to visit you anytime soon, go knock on its door. You have the power to create your own opportunities. Talk to people, go out and explore, take action, create new intentions, or surf the web and find ways to make your own ways to move forward in what you want. You can do it.